04 January 2009

who says our English is teruk??

Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below -

Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc.........

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
-> Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
-> Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
-> Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
-> Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
-> Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
-> Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
-> Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
-> Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
-> Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
-> Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
-> Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
-> Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
-> Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
-> Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
-> Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
-> Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
-> Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
-> Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
-> Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
-> Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
-> Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
-> Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
-> Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
-> Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
-> Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
-> Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
-> Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you.
-> Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
-> Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me.
-> Malaysians:Celaka u

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